Obi-Wan is the type of man to golf. He’d actually really hate it super violently and hate everyone else who plays it and hate talking or thinking about it, but he’d be pretty good at it and for that reason alone would need to persist forever until he died
Things that should be 100% covered by the government, period:
- Glasses
- Hearing aids
- Mobility aids
- AAC devices
- Prescription medications
- Literally all forms of therapy
woke up to my neighbor screaming “louder please, alexa!” and now ring of fire by johnny cash is positively Blasting through the morning air
SING, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC
i miss gougar. we should bring back gougar
fuck with me
i’m sorry i wiggled your skinny boyfriend like a sheet of metal. weeop womp weeoop womp weeeoop womp
twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made
one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there’s a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn’t have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there’s a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.
i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:
and, of course, her son too
where’s the insane chris evans mclennon tweet
tumblr ad that pauses my music i should kill you
shirt that says my childhood drags behind me like a dead body
he’s a bitch and i like him so much